Or in my case, the serious lack of it!!!
I haven't been in a serious relationship for almost 4 yrs now and i assure you it isn't entirely by choice. I hate to admit it but the dating pool does get considerably smaller as you get older as a woman *unless you have tons of cash and are willing to buy yourself a relationship*
You would think the weight loss and increased sexiness would help my matter, right???
Sadly, i had better toasters and suitors at my unhealthiest....
Now i have 3 types of guys on my case.
The hot young fine boys
These I meet through either hanging out with my baby brother or social media. They are fascinated by the idea of a sexy older chick who is most likely sexually mature and open to play. They give me lines like "I love older women, they know what they want and go for it not like all these small girls that like to waste time" which really means "I am too lazy and horny to take my time out to woo a woman. I'm a fine young boy who will dick you down good"
I'm getting you baby boy......
The young married men
I bump into these ones mostly at airports, when i drag my lazy ass to go dancing somewhere and strangely enough supermarkets....*hmmmmmm, we'll come to my theory on that later*I'll be honest, these are the most annoying. URRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
And it isn't for the reasons you think. I'm not even coming from the "moral"point of view.
Most of the ones I meet are just finding their feet in life. They have been married from between 3-10 years at most, some more successful than others of course.
Now where I have the biggest problem is that they come at me with the exact same raps as the hot young fine boy with rock hard abs and who can be on call 24/7 to treat my body and my ego right
"Guy, didn't anyone tell you that once you are married you are an aristo??? Go and build a life first and settle your family before you even think about cheating *if you must* you can't be serving the same raps as a six packed fine boy.
See ehhhhn, I'm not here to preach to anyone. I keep it real and let me just say this..... There is absolutely no point dating a married man who isn't helping you financially and 90% of this group are still struggling with rent and being able to go on a family vacation once a year. Dude, you aren't ready for a mistress *because that's exactly what I'd have to be in your life considering your circumstances*
The horny Daddy
Ahhhhhhhhhhh.......these are my favorites. They are so funny in how they express themselves so at the very least you are entertained. These guys chased women in the times of letters and phone calls *younger men seem to only know how to be pressing buttons on smart phones.....Hissssssss*
They come with flowery english ,plenty compliments, always ask if you have eaten and then ask when you can come to the guest house.One once said to me "i want you to be walking all over me like you walk your dog" it didnt make a lot of sense but like i said, they are definitely entertaining.
Daddy, you go wound o!!!!
So with these choices it's pretty obvious why I'm still single, right?
In conclusion, i'm open to being introduced to nice gentlemen between the ages of 45 and 60 *yeah, i'm ok with being the right guy's "baby girl"*
I have no issues with tribe, religion or race. I am an equal opportunities lover. All i ask is that he's financially stable, * i have become accustomed to a certain lifestyle* reasonably good looking, kind and open to dealing with a sweet,funny, smart but opinionated woman in his life. Remain blessed and fabulous MWWAAAAAAAHHHHH